Which gardening T-shirts would YOU wear? (If any)

April 12, 2025

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You know how once you click on ONE thing, you immediately start seeing dozens more in your social media feed? Well, my feed has been filling up with gardening T-shirts lately, so I started collecting them – and judging them. Wanna help?

T-Shirts I’d Wear

I like the positive attitude in all of these. Pride in being a gardener.


Nothing objectionable but I wouldn’t wear them

I agree that gardening is therapeutic but cardio it’s NOT.  And gardening as one’s social life seems kinda sad.

Not loving gardening as the alternative to violence

Or T-shirts the remind me you-know-who.  Even worse is that lame penis joke.

Not my style

I found a surprising number of anti-social sentiments on gardening tees, which may be protective.  Garden hair I don’t get, though I do find “nacho average gardener” adorable.

Really, really not my style!

The “I Dig Gardening” shirt I object to solely on aesthetic grounds. (But good news – a quick search for that term yielded designs I like better like this one.

About the others in this group, the messages are crap and I bet some of you agree.  But for the rest of you, DO go ahead and display whatever message you want on your own body –  you won’t hear me talk about cancellation!

Getting Personal

Poor jokes aside, only one gardening message actually bothers me, and it’s the obnoxious, in-your-face warning that the wearer is judging you for your plant care (and feel free to substitute plant CHOICE here).  If it’s happened to you – not silently but loud and clear from someone you’ve invited into your garden – you don’t think this message is funny.

But let’s all leave on a more positive note, shall we?  Here’s someone I get to watch grow up to be a gardener, just like her big sister, and an independent thinker at that!

Which gardening T-shirts would YOU wear? (If any) originally appeared on GardenRant on April 12, 2025.

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